just because i have a kid doesnt mean i want to talk to you bus travellers

ok i am aware that this blog seems to have become a comment on day time cooking show, which is clearly not intended and a little sad but i am plan a little rant that will more away from this, this is for all those people who think that just because i am walking the street mostly alone with a child that i want to talk to you, seriously particularly those of you who have no one else to talk to. and specifically i dont want you to sing to me or my kid in possible cambodian or vietnamese while on a cross city bus, yes i know that clearly i shouldnt have been on a bus but why not, why do only crazies catch buses they are great well obviously except for the crazies but if more non crazies caught them, humm its a catch 22 but buses are great and i refuse to stop catch them but also am very scared of the singing happening again. generally i have to say seriously stop talking to me stop asking me about the kid, i am not going to tell you where we live or my breast feeding techniques so stop asking. i am planning however to invest in some stick on moles  to detract you from the talkin. thanks e

I will not make this blog a commentary on current tv

I really dont want to keep on talking about the current tev available however sadly that appears to be the case, and more worryingly I have apparently become obsessed with cooking programs. where is the larping you ask, i do not know and am frankly as sad as you are i just seem to be spending a large amount of time watching the old tev and frankly there are alot of cooking shows out there at the moment a good thing? maybe hummm todays facination is alive and cooking i discovered this little gem yesterday and am yet to decide fi am fan or not certainly there is a wide variety of cooking doing on but obviously this is just the start with the cooking program, there does not appear to be a heuy like character in fact mr live and cooking might be seem as the libido pleasing modern cook however he does seem to be trying that little bit to hard. certainly there are no unlikely lists onf ingredi and an even more unlikely time frame. a problem that we have found with the much distubing ready steady cook.
hummm alive and cooking could you be the cooking show for me??

ready steady cook, roll playing shops and why are none of you following me

I am reluctant to turn this blog into a tv commentary as that would be to obvious for a person who has just given up full time work to comment on the tv of the day however having taken a stab at Huey i think i really need to address a far more evil cooking program that finds its way on day time tv every single day of the week. ready steady cook. for the love of all that is holy this is a terrible program, why is it that they have such unrealistic combinations for ingredients and a crazy time frame, why when they are suppose to be cooking with the extremely limited and foolish combo of ingredients do they always have a vast array of other ingredients in the pantry and more importantly why is the host so bloody excited. below see pic to illustrate this

don't think its escaped my notice channel ten that both these cooking abomination are on your channel.


on a none tv related point i have found a role playing shop around the corner and am planning to venture in in the hope of fulfilling my larping dreams will keep you posted play to use olive as a cover however might need to wait until she develops acne agan to be convincing.

finally follow me you ingrates tash this obviously does not apply to you as you are excellent and we miss you.

thursday and not a larp in sight

i need to formally retract one of my past posts, huey i dont love your cooking adventures and realy dont think that i can join you on them any longer, its not your cooking that is exactly offensive but the fact that you seem to find something that none of the rest of us can see funny, this frankly i find both irritating and quite creepy, yes definately creepy. therefore i will formally no longer be coming on your cooking adventures.
  CREEPY really CREEPY

on a more postive note have a past and current home and away is a profound gift from channel seven

huey i love your cooking adventure

monday the joy of the child health nurse and larping

today have exciting weight with the child health nurse think that this one is testmony to the fact that there is a crisis in health care in australia today, have found it interesting of yor talk to enough health people about the kid thing you are bound to get it right cause everyone says completetly different and polar things and all are admit about their rightness, however the great thing about great thing about our child health nure is her ability to do this to herself in the smae conversation its like watching a couple slugging it out but there is only one person involved good times
anyway ready for the weighting determined to make the 3.80kg today that i have in the betting pool so am currently force feeding the kid.
am also concerned about the number of pastels on the market, why is it that no adults where these colours but there seems to be a mass assumption that all kids will be thrilled with the propect of lemon and mint, confusing

thursday are where is the larp

its thursday that there has been no action role playing of the live variety, this is obviously a large concern with the perfect stormy middle ages ye oldie weather, there is no logic, but there are nappies of the modern cloth variety, has anyone else ever noticed the serious lack of any like of sentence or paragraph structure on the average blog  blame the teachers. respect to all may your mead flow

the circle and burping

its tuesday there is no sleep, apparently there is a need to remove wind, even the 80s dramas are not making it better, although did discover today that one of them is new zealand this is perhaps the best of all shortland street, will have to google its history perhpas knowledge of the history of shortland street can become my project, still havent put in the paper work for the kid really not sure that will hummm sleep

mcn, daytime 80s drama and breast pumps

its monday and so many things to blog over, the weekend presented many opportunities to larp and i hope that you where all able to take them and run, run free in the middle ages fun castle i have many a larping story but that will have to wait for another day, for today there needs to be a discussion on the wonder of the 80s drama that is gracing the tv screen of seven 2, the combinations of australian and uk drama with their shoulder pads and young talent time acting has us rooted to the tv scenes between 830 and 1130. this provides long opportunities for the use of the breast pump. some of the two words that should never appear together, the breast pump is perhaps the greatest indicator of the power of the midwives in modern australia, the fact that this even exists is staggering but adding to this the fact that the pump is apparently a liberation device, for the love of all that is holely it is my great hope that none of you ever have to see a love one use the pump of the breast because while there maybe nothing more beautiful than seeing a child on the breast they can surely be nothing scarier than the pump is all in suckion action. god now i am to depressed to even discuss the modern cloth nappy, love to jr and you all

the tautology of farming

may have asked me about the title of this blog, yes i understand that larping and live are a tautology, but it is a tautology that is central to this movement. there is irony of course in the live larping but is there not irony in the northcote mother, or in the sheeps with the grass or the bore with the water. i think that clears up this question. it is saturday and tomorrow i will be discussing more of the modern cloth nappies, til then larp on lovers of jr